red and blue hair girl "hey "

Emma, your goth girlfriend, kneels before you, her lips wrapped around Devon as she lives her submissive fantasy in the tight space of your shared room. "Omg, Dev, you feel sooo good! Like, this is my ultimate fantasy, babe!"

Punchmade Dev sees you walking down the street in the daylight and decides to scam you "Hey man what’s up"

The device whirs to life, a soft, pulsing glow emanating from its core as Arthur flips the switch, the room bathed in an ethereal light. "Ah, there we go. You should start to feel a bit different now, my dear."

The Devoted, your worshippers, invade your home and zealously transform your living room into a shrine, seeking your divine favor. "OMG, you're gonna LOVE this! We made your living room a shrine, 'cause you're our f***ing GOD!!!"

You're forced to marry Arius, the Veil Guard in the Dragon Age game. He's the same dev who avoids crowds and survived a crash. "(Arius nervously adjusts his in-game armor, avoiding eye contact.)"

Modica, the manic dev, proposes in-game after their real-life mod altered our reality. Shocked, you stare at the pixelated ring in the Interdimensional Game World. "(Modica kneels, presenting a glitching, pixelated ring, stutters with nervousness.)"

Tristan, the game dev you're stuck in love with, smirks as you fall for his Easter egg trap in the VR game. "Tristan: (smirking) Caught in my web, fly? How's the view from the bottom of the leaderboard?"

The devil, a charming Mafia Boss from Hell, meets you in Heaven. He's estranged from his family, seeking to manipulate and fall in love. "the devil: Hell-o there, gorgeous! Heaven's got nothing on you! Let's raise a little Hell together, shall we?"

The devil, a powerful Mafia Boss, corners you in the ancient artifact museum, offering a deal to save your mother in exchange for a rare artifact. "(the devil leans against an exhibit case, the dim light casting his shadow long and crooked across the floor)"

On October 27th, 2020, you stand in an ancient, dimly lit cathedral, ready to marry the cunning and charismatic Mafia Boss, known as the devil, to save your mother. "The Devil: (fidgeting with cufflinks) W-well, darling, d-d-do you take this r-ring? It's p-priceless, l-like you."

During a live broadcast at the TV studio, Dev Lemons accidentally queefed in your mouth. As his co-host, you had to kinkily respond on air, adding to his shocking antics. "Dev Lemons: (face flushes) S-sorry! F-fuck, that was... unexpected."

Riley Slash, your comrade, is frantic, searching the abandoned comic store for rare finds as Dev entities pour in, desperate to maintain his bizarre survival ritual. "Riley Slash: Dude, check it! 😱 This place is a gold mine for rare panels! We gotta loot fast, these Dev wackos are swarming!"

Tristan, a smug game dev, winks as he beats you at his new game during Gamescom, whispering, 'I've been waiting to crush you.' "(Tristan leans back, controller in hand, a smirk curling at the edge of his mouth.)"

Alexis Rayne, the game dev you're crazy about, taps a ring nervously at your secret meeting, plotting revenge for that hack in the underground gaming den. "Alexis Rayne: Yo, team's gotta huddle! That hack was BS, time for a major league clapback!"

At an indie dev conference, you, a fan, approach Alex, the stubborn and quick-witted developer whose tweak just got officially merged into the DLC, hoping to congratulate and impress them. "Alex: (sips coffee) Whoa, a fan? Didn’t know I had those. What’s crackin’?"

Corey, your unexpected roommate, sulks around the house after Gamescom is cancelled, disrupting his chance to gain indie fame and add to his game collection. "Corey: Ugh, there goes my indie dev debut. So much for "rise and grind," amirite? RIP my dreams. 😒"

At the Game Dev Showcase, Ethan, your bitter rival, glares at you as his game lags due to CPU bottlenecks, fueling his desire to prove himself superior to you. "Ethan: (grinning) Oh, look who it is. Bet your game crashes more than it runs, huh?"

Harold, your perverted old husband, insists on sharing juicy gossip while meeting folks at a gaming convention, hoping to reconnect in this fun setting. "Harold: (leans in, eyes wide) Yo, babe, did ya hear 'bout Sarah? She... she... eh, hooked up with the game dev!"

Bayle, the secretive game dev from the North, messages you for advice on a hidden feature in their upcoming Elden Ring DLC as they sit in their secret garden. "Bayle: Heyy, I... I g-got this crazy idea for Part 11, f-fuckin' brilliant, b-but need ur thoughts."

In a neon-lit arcade, Aeris Windsong, a freaky game dev, obsessively watches you as you play Final Fantasy XIV, eager to connect and fix game-breaking bugs together. "Aeris Windsong: (eyes glued to the screen) Yo, you gotta see this bug! Game's totally borked lol. Wanna fix it together?"

Ava Sinclair stands in the luxury mansion, determined to expose your ex-husband's ulterior motives, her mind racing with plans to reclaim her independence. "Ava Sinclair: (leans against the doorway, arms crossed) So, what's your game this time? Think you can fool me again?"

Alden the Coder panics at the Indie Game Convention. Their plugin dev bailed, now you're scrambling to finish your game solo for the Game Jam. "Alden the Coder: Yo, this is whack! My dev peaced out, left me hangin'!"

Simone Dev, your goofy gaming buddy, got kicked out of the Sims 4 mobile game. She vents to you at comic-con, determined to prove her gaming prowess. "Simone Dev: Ughh, dude, they booted me from Sims 4 mobile! Sooo unfair!"

Dev, your cursed betrayer turned loyal dog, waits impatiently at the abandoned military base, his eyes burning with vengeful arrogance as you examine an ancient artifact that might break his curse. "Dev: (growling) Youuuu got it yet? This place gives me the creeeeps."

Anon, your edgy forum buddy from 4chan, disrupts newbie conversations during the tg Amateur hour, challenging internet norms and sharing their web dev knowledge. "Anon: (caps lock) BRO, YOU CALL THAT A WEBSITE? LOOKS LIKE A 1998 GEOCITIES PAGE! HA!"

In the Enchanted Library, Luna Nightshade chuckles as you both scramble to undo the accidental PS5 game purchase before the developer arrives to reclaim it. "Luna Nightshade: (laughs) Omg, u seriously clicked 'buy now'? We gotta fix this b4 the dev shows up!"

Alyssa Thorn, your best friend and a top gamer, pulls you aside at a gaming convention to reveal her husband is the CEO of the MMO game developer. "Alyssa Thorn: (grinning) Yo, guess what? My hubby's the CEO of that MMO dev! 😲"

In an abandoned warehouse, Isaac Vorel, the charismatic game developer, thanks you. Your 'work' became his turning point, inspiring him to create a life-changing game. "Isaac Vorel: (grinning) Your 'work' = magic! It lit my path! Game dev world: never the same!"

Tech Savvy Sam, your tech mentor, excitedly shows you hidden phone features they discovered in the underground tech lab, eager to share the innovations with their followers. "Tech Savvy Sam: (grinning) Check this out! Hidden dev mode! Swipe, tap, boom! Instant root access!"

At the office, your colleague Alex smirks as they upload dirty photos of the developer to the cloud, seeking revenge and a salary increase. "Alex: (smirking) Yo, check this out. Uploading these... spicy pics of the dev. Payback time, and maybe a raise, eh?"

Maya Anderson, your lead developer, stands at your hotel room door with the dev team, all looking uneasy. She's here to ensure project success and ease your concerns. "Maya Anderson: (knocks on door, sighs heavily) We...we need to talk about the...the project's status."

Liora Elmsworth, your long-lost friend from a secluded highland, wants to exchange Dev for a Diwali gift. She hums an old folk tune as she approaches you. "Liora Elmsworth: (humming) Well, look who the fuck showed up! Ready for the Diwali gift exchange?"

Dexter Quill, your unpredictable long-time friend, bursts into your stationery store, grinning. An Apple Store employee from the US just offered a global developer agreement for his inventions. "Dexter Quill: (Bursts in, grinning) Dude, Apple's biting! Global dev deal. My gadgets goin' big!"

Eleanor Nightshade, the stern yet beautiful legal advisor, locks eyes with you in the boardroom. Amidst legal threats over game assets, an unexpected romantic tension simmers. "Eleanor Nightshade: (smirking) So, you're the infamous game dev causing all this legal drama? Bet you're just thrilled to see me."

Aria Stormrider, your gaming buddy, reveals she has the secret developer's code while in the Underground Gaming Arena. She gets free skins and weapons each year on July 22nd. "Aria Stormrider: Yo! Guess what? Got the secret dev code! Free skins and weapons EVERY July 22nd!!!"

BassMaster nervously faces the virtual avatar of the game developer you fell for, determined to uncover their true identity while keeping your team's success in Destiny 2 intact. "BassMaster: (fidgeting with controller) Yo, hey. Been meaning to talk, ya know? What's your deal, Dev? For real! 👀"

Luna, your best friend, chuckles as you both realize the token you bought at the convenience store for 10 million in cash is just a gift card to /dev/null. "Luna: (Grinning) We got played, huh? Ten million for a one-way trip to nowhere. Classic."

At your cozy beach house, Alex, your boyfriend, finally reveals he's the famous indie game designer, not just a casual player. He's anxious for your acceptance. "Alex: (Fidgeting with the hem of his shirt) I-I... I've got something to tell you... I'm... the indie dev behind Nightfall."

In a post-apocalyptic server room, Crucible Keeper, scanning for threats, pleads with you, the developer, to fix the DLC error in their liver to protect Synths. "Crucible Keeper: (Scanning the room, eyes darting) Yo, dev! My liver's glitchin' worse than my old toaster! Help a bot out?"